I DID IT!

I was able to change my skin! Now I must really say na I am
A I'LL-GOLDIFY-YOU PERSON EXPERT!

P.S. This skin is same as my friendster. Pero who cares diba? It's gold. You gotta love gold.

GOLDIFIED

Went to R/Gateway kahapon to do charity work for the Young Adult Department. Have to conceptualize on 3graphic lay-out for their Henna Tattoo Session on May 13 '07. Have to work on a tabletop signage, coupon, and tarpaulin designs.

Anyways the reel story is that I went to Farmer's cellphone tiangge on the 5th to upgrade the physical aspects of my phone and siyempre my MP.

So there I was doing mantra session on my head:
'Hindi ako gagastos...hindi ako gumagastos..'

Unfortunately, my materialistic self took over. Immediately after the S.A.'s showed me their original 3650 keypads, I chose one, fitted it in, and cha-ching! Tapos their computer was playing Michael Buble's version of 'Feeling Good' which I've heard the American idols sing and it's way better than the Pussycat's version, cha-ching! I was given 20 songs pero di nagkasya sa phone ko. Pero I still have to pay the same amount. Anyways Manong told me na babawi daw siya next time. CHA-RING! So I gave na my bayad to the nice girls at the counter. Gave P400, which is a hundred sobra. Flirted my way into a new battery para pag nakikinig ako ng music ko may pamalit ako. Cha-ching! They gave me a set of batt for a hundred. AMAZING!


So now I am currently loving my phone. Ifever you'd see me around with a gold bracelet, gold watch, gold belt, gold whatever....It's because I'm working it with my gold phone.


Lastly, naiiyak ako kasi I was able to goldify na rin my friendster account. Come see, come see!

FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT: mackyaddams@yahoo.com

GOLD IS A MAN'S BESTFRIEND!

Prohibited K-I-L-I-G

Q: Sir ang ganda-ganda siguro ng girlfriend niyo noh?
A: No wala nga eh.
Q: Dati po ba kayong artista?
A: Hindi no sira. :)
Q: Taga-san po ba kayo? Dito na lang kayo lagi papagupit ah...
A: Jan lang sa HBC. OK.

It was funny. The banats.

I HATE YOU

If there's anything I hate more than the super hotta-hotta weather are traitors and ambisiyosas. I sobrang wish they could just die.

Why do people have to destroy relationships? To gain wealth? Become famous? Or are they just seriously diseased?

Isa lang ang alam ko. I hope you DIE, burn in hell, be fingered by the Lady Liberty, then die again and again you stoopeed. Itaga mo sa bato na as long as I'm around, you're stupidities and ambisiyosa attitude will not reign supreme. I know and everybody else knows na I am a good person. Pero pag alam kong mali and abnormal ang isang tao at nanakit ng mga taong mahal ko, I will excruciatingly pull you down the corporate ladder and make your existence a living hell. I am always good at tango. I can play your game as well.

BE AFRAID.

MTV VJ HUNT '07

DAMN IT I AM SOBRANG MAD!

The crew went to SM North last April 25 '07!

Did you know na way back third year high college I've always wanted to join this contest? Eversince lagi akong nadadaanan lang! I really hate this! I don't care if I don't have the looks nor the talent, I'll still try pa rin. We'll see, we'll see. If I don't make it this year there's always a next year. I mean look at me, I'm only 22. I've got a lot of ample time to spare for whatevers. At least kung next year man I could work out on my fitness which btw is getting worse.

Yes my friends I am gaining. And again. And again.

Anyways, MTV VJ HUNT HERE I COME!

Pig-out, snort out!

Last Saturday I went out with my former H.S. classmates namely Monette, Jojay, Marose and Leo. Had pizzas, pastas and buffalo wings with matching bottomless teas plus dessert. It was sobrang fun. Tawa lang kami ng tawa kakareminisce sa C.D.S.L. and the freaky profs. Think about it, bakit kaya ganun ka-O.A. ang mga professor nung high school no? Magteteacher-teacher sila tapos ganyan sila mag-inarte. Wala lang they are such lang talaga. There was even this one time na nagretreat kami and we weren't allowed to converse nor make any sort of sound. O diba? All for real. Ang O.A. nila.

Anyways after that I saw a movie, forgot which one, and the seat na I was seating on had chewing gum on it. Kainis kasi I was wearing my favorite zebra-skin shirt na I made eh...and until now di namin matanggal yung gum. Damn it it's sobrang frustrating kasi I really love that shirt. Hay...

Agony in the Office

Here's the thing.

Last week, entire week, we were doing summer and 2 events in a row. If you'll try to compute that the answer would be a bazillion-damillion-vavil-lion.

This week we've worked on the lay-out for the 'soon-to-be-luggage-area' in R / Tower.

Damn ang saya ng 2weeks ko. To top it all off, overnight kami last Sunday for the Weddings&Beyond set-up @ the Gateway Activity Area. Anyways it's sobrang ganda. I swear. I hope it'd meet its quota to the highest level.

Two weeks in a row.

It's been hell. Right this moment me and Boss Ferds are somewhere near Richmond Hotel para magsend ng concepts namin for the 5th Floor of Tower which will become the new Luggage Area for Consignors. Believe me, nakakatulog-tulog nako. I have to deliberately wear shades habang nag-eedit at nagcocompose kanina sa office ng designs namin ni Boss Ferds.

Such hell!

Me & Donna were working on our own thang, super busy-bees, MP ko lang ang libangan, and Kuya Belog na lagi naming inaasar. Last night moa, Boss Ferds and Ms.Monch went home around 2-3 in the morning na. Tapos I have to be back kanina as early as possible to finish everything pa. My God if it weren't for my shades malamang nalunok ko na mata ko. Thank God dumating ang sis's naming Mayora at Donya, aka, Ja-nice and Daria. God ang gulo-gulo nila! Gulo in a sense na di ako naiistorbo ah. Hay..pero it still doesn't take away the fact na sobrang pagod ako.


Anyways, I wanna shareone of our work. Sneak preview you guys. :)

Baliwag Lechon

I am currently addicted to the color gold. Anything metallic per se. God para kong baliw kahapon sa Greenhills, every gold item I'd find, GGC na.

Go, grab, cha-ching.

Pero there are 2items that really struck me. One was Wade's watch which I bought na. Its leather is in gold, o diba? Perfect! I am the ultimate Bling-Blinger!

Second is Mint's leopard skin watch. My god if I saw it first before Wade's malamang yun na lang binili ko. I so love animal prints right now...Kakainis lang kasi I think it's not worth it for P850..pero baka bilihin ko pa rin siya...I don't know...Addict ako eh. And ang ganda talaga ng leopard print sa mismong watch niya. Super whimsy nga lang ng strap kasi it's made from ala-hair na type ng anumang hayop. Anyways, I still love it. Very intricate detailing for a get-up.

Then I bought three belts sa EGG. Pare-parehong style pero in different colors. Two of which has that nautical feel to it, in green and lemony-yellow, tapos yung isa floral, in chocolate-brown. All items are for girls.

So hu-wat?

Ayan...kakain na naman ako ng scratch paper for lunch. Nagsunog na naman ako ng money sa walang kakwenta-kwenta. Haha! Sana may masarap na sauce ang oslo paper ngayon...

Hmm...

SPRITE

SPRITE 'Pakatotoo ka sis!' Moment.

Live this:

"I don't think homosexuality is a choice. Society forces you to think it's a choice, but in fact, it's in one's nature. The choice is whether one expresses one's nature truthfully or spends the rest of one's life lying about it..."

--- Marlo Thomas (1937)

S U C C E S S ! ! !

My long-time plan of using every palette in the color wheel has come to life! Last Saturday, I was wearing my blue polo with red-orangish floral patterns, my favorite striking apple-green belt, sunshine yellow flip-flops, apple-red super liit na wallet, and pistachio hanky. To top that, merong oriental brown shades. So there. I am ssoooo proud.

Tapos nakahubo lang ako, walang shorts. Haha! :)

With super short-shorts that's so fad this season.

Forbidden Questions

During my early morning ritual, a.k.a. 'ang make-up session ni Tim Canlas,' I always listen to Magic 89.9's show with Mo Twister, Maui Taylor and this gay guy. Anyways, they have this segment once a week whereas they are to ask celebrities questions that are totally personal and sobrang extreme. Wala lang I wanna share this info lang with you guys.

Jao Mapa (Who the fi-ack cares?): 5"
Luis Alandy: 6"
Eric Fructoso: 7"
Troy Montero: 8"

Go figure what the digits denotes. Hindi to biro kasi it personally came from the owner's mouth. So there. From now on, we are to call Mr. Montero, Troy 'Ocho' Montero (you are so damn lucky Aubrey!).

Here's what's funny. I was making tsismis with my colleagues about the digits, tapos maya-maya dumating si Luis Alandy. Good thing nakita ko siya beforehand pa. Na-minor accident nga siya sa acrylic box namin kasi nakatingin sa kin...Haha! For real! I think he likes my leopard shoes....Hmm...he must be gay.

Anyways, will keep you posted for more numbers and chismis.... :)

Moving Out

Had a trip na sa condo @ Nova...OMG, yung ibibigay sa king room para lang sa damit ko, wala pa kong bed, gigantic mirror, side tables, radio, etc., etc. well the point is, ANG LIIT and ang baba ng ceiling! I hate it totally! Plus the stairs are like made of kalawang, para lang akong nasa motel. Even if I refurbish and do crucial interior decorating sa bahay na ito, it still wouldn't look over the top, as expected from moi. God ayoko tumira dun I swear. Might as well burn me in hell.

Anyways, this Saturday we're going to Bulacan to see the 'For Sale' houses at Malolos. I can't believe I'm saying this, pero the thought of Malolos, Bulacan didn't scare me. I actually liked it. If we're gonna change location might as well make it drastic. This should be a fresh start for us all. And a good one. Malayo sa gulo. Malayo to it all. Can't wait.

Filinvest Corporation. They're a good company. They have the most accommodating staffs to match the very good concept of their houses on sale plus the bestest amenities ever! They have a pool kasi kaya dun pala, PASOK NA KAYO SA BANGA! Not to mention the badminton court, the ala-museong clubhouse, trees that are rare (forgot the type, ang daldal nung broker kanina, eh 1million times ata niya binanggit yung tree na ito). Anyways, the thing is, it's sooper mahal. TEN - ELEVEN MILLION. My god baka patay na ko kailanganin pa ng kaluluwa kong bumaba sa lupa to pay our debts diba.

Hay. We'll see, we'll see.

For now I am to make love with my newly bought red suspenders.

And had the knitted long-sleeve shirt reserved @ F&H. Iwas agawan lang.

Newest Craze

What's hotter than the weather for the life of Tim-Tam?

Suspenders & Knitted Tops courtesy of F&H.

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!

I just realized na I love F&H. Their knits are so pang-summer kasi they're super nipis and light, para lang akong magti-trip to Boracay. God I love 'em! Friends, wag niyo na bibilin yun ah. Akin na silang lahat. Plus I already have the white and red suspenders. Sana may magregalo sa kin nung black and wengue.

(Ho god they're playing 'ANG HULING EL BIMBO', ang pangit ng version....not the original one.)

Anyways, kanina I saw two of the greatest belts ever. Sa EGG, it's super cheap, and it's in yellow and green variations. So ano dapat gawin???... BILIN ANG DALAWA!

Haha...God I'm crazy..basta may nagustuhan ako dapat meron ako nun in every color.

I am S-U-C-H! :)

Fa-zion

This is not to make yabang or whatever kasi I am quite concerned na, pero most of the time I feel like I'm always overdoing my get-ups. Kahit minsan nag-promise nako to myself na 'tomorrow's gonna be a plain-jane-japorms', I still end up looking like VMD's mascot. Even to the simplest uniform shirt na binigay sa min dapat talaga lagyan ng kamay ko ng beads...or my latest creation, zebra pattern (which is totally cool btw). Or kung super simple lang, dapat talaga may suspender with matching gigantic watch na kasing laki ng mapa ng Pilipinas... Ang O.A. ko no? Pero hindi ko naman sinasadya...FOR R-E-A-L! Hay EWAN! I need a make-under.

P.S. I am currently obssesed with zebra and leopard patterns...So beware. Wala lang para just in case you'd bump into me di kayo masyadong magduda. :)

Hmm...

Ho my, I can't believe this! I'm chatting.

Haha! I'm such a horndog! :)

Gateway Mall

I am currently at the mall with Boss Ferds.

Wala lang. Bonding moment. Haha! Bad trip ang Lacoste walang size 4 in any color. Ano ba yan, ang dami namang baboy sa mundo. Kidding! I'm having a relaxing time lang at the moment. Asaran lang, and kain, and shop lang ang ginawa the whole time.

Later I'm gonna meet up with somebody. Hopefully... :)

I'm missing somebody.

Word to my sis.

Love ya!

This is total AGONY!

I have an addiction. Checking out my obsessions webpage at Friendster. And believe me, it's total torturing to see a hell lot of guys on your account.

God and before you told me na you're so gonna change na kasi you hate the way you live, defied your beliefs, turned your back on me kasi we're 'iba.' This is totally crazy. It's killing me...

I have to stop this madness. Somebody! Anybody! SHOOT ME!

Can I die na?

I am t-i-r-e-d.

Of life and all that. Sana pwedeng mamatay ka muna for weeks, tapos mabubuhay ka na lang ulit noh? Wala lang just a thought. That would pretty much help me cope up with life. Time to reflect, time for myself, time with God. I really want to do something different na with my life. Since I couldn't find the perfect buddy for me (and believe me, I've searched everywhere and I totally gave up na, I am starting to re-live the reality na there's no one out there for me), I'd have to find a sweet escape.

This is C-U-T-E!

I was checking out a friend's testi corner on Friendster, when I saw a flash testimonial with this link on it:

http://flash-addict.bizhat.com/

It's a must see! Haha! It's sooper hilarious! :)

Go send me one!

We're moving?

I woke up this morning with my kuya's message tagged: "We're moving."

Literally.

And I was the last person to find out. As in! I was flabbergasted big time, I mean, argh! Canlas din ako for crying out loud! Hindi ako ghost na lumilitaw na lang sa gabi dahil sa work, makikiligo and makikikain sa bahay, then alis na ulit to work. God this is crazy!

Wala lang, the thing is, I love our home. Our village, everybody. And now they're planning on moving elsewhere, condo pa. Yes I've always dreamt of having my own condo, pero not, and NEVER with my family. Gosh this is huge...

It's exciting kasi it's a big leap to our family, pero I'm sure someday, I am going to regret this. BIG TIME.

COMING SOON

EVAN ALMIGHTY

Remember this guy? Yup, this time around it's no longer Bruce. I really jumped and was all kilig when I saw the trailer before seeing Premonition. God I can't wait! Same casts, minus Bruce (Jim Carrey), same funny antics, it's definitely a must-see on my list.

Here's a link just in case you wanna see the trailer din.

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1808723527&cf=info

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SHREK 3

Bo-yeah! I am a fanatic! The trailer pa lang made me laugh so hard especially Pinnochio's part where he was stalling, kasi diba his nose would grow if he'd lie, so it's easy to know if he's bluffing or not? Wala lang just sharing. It's a must see.

Here's the LINK.

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1808716389&cf=info

SO HU-WAT!?

Can I be blunt and bitchy this time around? As in for the first time Tim-Tam will name names and blog down every single fact I've heard?

You know what, I will.

SO HU-WAT!?

Here's the thing, I really hate the S.A.'s of Home Department at Rustan's Tower kasi they are sobrang tsismoso. And the I don't mean tsismoso as in sila-sila-lang-na-tsismisan, it's a global thing. and there's no stopping them. I really want to direct them to their manager kaso I don't want to exert extra effort to torture them so in return I am going to write down everything my spy informed me.

I am not actually the first victim sa V.M.D. na nabiktima nila eh, I'm sure they're harrassing everybody else in their own secretive way as if hindi nalalaman ng pinagtsitsismisan nila. Pero enough about that, I'll go straight down to the details about me. A very reliable source told me na ako ang latest gossip sa mga bading ng home ngayon criticizing mainly my looks.

SO HU-WAT!?

I know I don't have the bestest features, I have learned to love every scrinch of moa and believe me, I couldn't be more thankful. Ask yourselves this: 'What's the difference between a pangit and Tim-Tam?' My dear sales associates of Home at Tower, here's the answer: 'I've got class, YOU DON'T.' If you find my facial features nakakatakot, deal with it. Or better yet, resign from work. Kasi I'm not going anywhere. You're gonna feel my wrath as long as I am the queen bee of Shang. If you find my fats and royal chubbyness disturbing, ask yourselves this:

'Kaya kong ipa-liposuction ang fats ko, eh ikaw Dave? Yung kuba mo pwede?'

'Yung mga panot niyong buhok, pwede pa bang patayuin in a mohawk style like mine?'

'Could you get yourselves your own hot buddy without flashing some dinero considering how you guys look?'

'Do you have the money to buy yourselves new sets of clothes, like I do, everytime seasons change? And I didn't mean tiangge shopping ah.'

'Can you, like moa, spend AT THE VERY LEAST PhP600.00 to make my hair stand up? Hair pa lang yun ah.'

'Do you get good feedbacks on your fashion statements? I'm sure you're like one of those parlorista na nagsusuot ng t-shirt that says: Baguio, Havana, Hollister, etc.'

'Can you upgrade your careers to the next level like I do?'

I DON'T THINK SO.

I am even 1million percent sure na you do not know what blogging means, or if you've got friendsters or bloggies or whatever. Don't worry minsan isa-suggest ko na magseminar sa inyo about the internet...Anyways, hindi naman kayo pinaghahawak ng computer...kasi your not graduates naman eh...You guys are merely there sa store para magpaka-chimay sa customers...

Ouch! :)

SO HU-WAT!?

So to you guys, the next time you'd consider f*cking my beef around, try to read the signage that says: 'MGA TIMAWANG SAGIGILID, READ THIS!' kasi I'll be printing the 'Ask-Yourselves-List-Before-Criticizing' for your own references.

That would be all. :)

Thank you for f*ucking with Tim-Tam! Come back again!