House of Tieom

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Sunday, November 19, 2006

How to Kill A Mockingbird





1. Strangle him to death.






2. T
ie him up tightly to your bumper, then drag him sa putikan.







3. Shoot him from behind (bazooka's more like it.)







4. Tho
se three lovely words:
Stone to death.







5. Here's a
classic. Death March.









6. Hang to death.









7. Pray for famine.








8. Lock him up to his room and play Britney tracks for the rest of his freaking life.



I'll keep you posted once I've thought of another way or two.

I am also open to suggestions. Let's do this. Let's kill our mockingbirds together.

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Saturday, November 18, 2006

Big Spender


I've earned a lot this cut-off. Pero I'm already broke. Guess where it all went???


Let me count the ways.

...Bought new shoes (Greenhills pero kasi naman I fell in love with the leopard skin, hairy texture)
...Two uniform polo's (pero pamparty..haha! What do you expect, I'm a fun-loving persona!)
...Kikay kit update! (all from Bench: a.)That mist spray, whatever to freshen up, b.)Body spray pero I'm kinda nagsisisi for buying it kasi it's sobrang amoy lalaki. I want a more soft scent. Damn should have bought the grass parfum, c.)A bigger kikay pouch for my growing kikay collection.)
...U2 Pants that are on sale
...New set of shaver
...Chips and dips (And believe me i spend a lot of dinero for this one)

So now, just in case you'd see me sa kalye nanlilimos with my fashionista attitude, don't mind me. Magdonate na lang kayo so I can shop some more!!!

Woo-hoo! Must buy new shades and more kikays pa! Plus more shoes! Trod's on sale!

Let's do this! : )

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Who you gonna call?


The Overnighters!

What's the difference between an overnight and overworking? Overnight is working your butt of 'til 7 or 8 in the morning with yosi breaks (even if ya don't smoke) and merienda to replenish the lost energy and hoo-hoos. Overworking is doing it from 9 in the morning 'til forever, say 11-12 in the afternoon the next day???....Minus the yosi's (I don't smoke really), and the food, and the breakfast, and your soul (that's passion for some.)

We've worked last Thursday from 9am (pero I've entered na the office around 12pm kasi I was sobrang not feeling well due to the nonstop, consecutive overnight sessions with Big Boss) 'til....hmmm..let's say forever? God everybody was sobrang exhausted na pero what can we do? Ikaw ba naman kasama mo owner ng store makakahindi ka?


Holy gosh...


I almost died. My callio's so bad I swear that would be the cause they'd find on my autopsy. God I have to change pa all the clothes of the female mannequins on Gateway. almost 1week ng overdue ko. I'm so tired I can't even give anybody a smile.


Damn. I need a breather.

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Sunday, November 12, 2006

Puyat...and Hopeless in Love.


It's a good thing my life in VMD's killing me badly...or else, I'd be an official pokpok. I always ask this question everyday:

'Why do the good ones always slips through my hands?'

God maybe I am really not good at nourishing a relationship and instead, I push people to giving all of their time and making them mine. There. I've said it. Di ko lang gets is that why don't they just say it out loud? I could take it believe me. Plus ang pinakamasakit pa is that they'll just leave you either hanging sa ere, or wala ng sabihin, let's-totally-cut-our-communication-without-prior-notice kinda like. I just don't get people...

Anyways. I suppose this proves na you really can't make people believe what you believe. I miss a lot of people whom I've encountered and sparked with. I really do. How I wish I could go back in time and fix everything. Pero I guess all I can do is wait for another lifetime. How I wish talaga...

Miss you miss you miss you. You know naman who you are. You could have been a great partner. I could have been a better person I just know it.

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Animal Ka!

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE...

January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion

February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther

March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat

April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle

May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~ Lion

une 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat

July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat

August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle

September 01 - 14 ~ Dove
September 15 - 27 ~ Cat
September 28 - 30 ~ Dog

October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 - 31 ~ Panther

November 01 - 16 ~ Lion
November 17 - 30 ~ Cat

December 01 - 16 ~ Dog
December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 - 31 ~ Dove


If you are a Dog : A very loyal and sweet
person.Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends,all of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Mouse : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder, people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-togethers. However, you are sensitive, which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Lion: Quite contradictory to your
name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Cat : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy,with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool, when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Turtle : You are near to perfect and nice at heart.The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people.You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return.You are generous enough.Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

This is me:
If you are a Dove : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life.Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected.In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love.... ?

If you are a Panther : You are mysterious. You are
someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk.You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group.Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are a Monkey : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

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R-E-S-P-E-C-T


What makes me cry lately?

People who forgets the definition of RESPECT. Not because I'm a trying-hard-to-be-everybody's-friend doesn't necessarily mean you could always push me around and lose all the formality. I have my limits din. Unfortunately, I was pushed all over the cliffs and bangketa's of Payatas yesterday. I don't wanna give clues or whatever pero I think this is becoming more and more obvious. Yup. It's about work.

Thanks Kuya Dennis for being there lagi for me. You are really my tatay.

What kind of employee am I anyways? Let me count the ways...(according to my co-employees)
...I'm a workaholic.
...I delay everybody on breaks kapag I'm not yet done pa sa doodles ko or if affects the productivity of the team.
...I rarely do something instantly kasi I always analyze everything to the point na I am becoming O.A. na.
...Masyadong mabait.
...If work is not loaded sa kin, I will find for work myself.
...I don't just give strong and direct answers to questions na managers should be deciding upon kasi I am not YET a manager.

Damn life its fcuk-ing me hard this time around.

Let this be a lesson to people who can't take me. If you don't want to work, if you are too tired to help me, if you are too lazy to do what you should be doing, if you do not want to respect me or at the very least recognize my position kahit na ba I am starting pa lang kasi I've worked my butt off pre-school, elementary, highschool, and super duper most especially college, then might as well fcuk-ing get off my path and find something else to do na lang rather than ruin my rainbow kasi I'm a freaking workaholic.

Please people if you can't find something productive to do with your life, then don't mingle with others' prerogatives. Is it inggit that's pushing you? Don't be. Kasi I am a highly competitive person whenever I want to. I'll eat you alive anytime. I'm just keeping everything low kasi I am a humble person and I do not boast.

Learn to respect.

Have a great day.

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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Mr. Mind-It-All


It hurt me a lot. Unfortunately, I was told na I'm a pakialamero. Wow heavy.

My whole world whirled then just dropped to the point na I don't wanna live anymore. I just wanna be shot dead sa gitna ng MRT rail track. Double dead ang drama.

Wow...I'm hurt big time I could not think straight. I was crying this morning I could not go to work. And I'm sorry. I need to contemplate.


Heavy. Pakialamero. Wow. I miss my old family at work. No one to confide to. No one to, at the very least, talk to, and pretend as if they care. Shocks finally something more depressing than my love life.

Shocks.

Lisa

I was very much disappointed with Lisa's elimination. Damn I was sobrang betting on her despite the cocky attitude kasi let's face it, she's really good. Now I'm betting on Nik.

I don't want to sound offensive, pero I think Tyra's betting on the black women amongst the group. Lisa is way, way, way better than the rest of the gang. I was expecting Jayla to be eliminated. Or Nicole. Pero whattaheck. The deed is done. Damn.

Anyways, I'm paying a tribute to Lisa....

Hay sayang ka girl.



The Skeleton Key


Stars KATE HUDSON.

Wanna know more? Click here for the trailer and movie infos! PLUS! They'll even teach you Hoodoo. Hexes, spells, and more! Hihi...I've currently learnt one and it's super effective. I'm gonna make you click the underlined address on my page....


http://www.skeletonkeythemovie.com/sk_flash.html

Have you seen the movie?

I just did last week. Ewan ko pero the movie gave me a very ironic analysis. It's superb, and at the same time very disappointing.

Lemme expound.

The set-up, the stars, the everything is perfect. Gena Rowlands who stars as Violet, who at first poses as the landlady of the mansion with his supposed husband Ben (John Hurt) gave a very good impression of the role she is actually portraying. I really loved her. Anyways, their city is Hoodoo capital. Nope, it's not voodoo, it's hoodoo. It's a Wiccan tradition that roots soewhere in Africa? Is it? The south side? You get the idea. Anyways, Violet explains that there used to be a black couple who apparently were the first owner of the mansion. So, yada, yada, yada, this couple wanted to live forever, so using Hoodoo skills, they were able to transfer their souls into the body of another. This couple had brought two kids up to their attic where they perform all wiccan practices, and switched souls with the youngsters. The people found them while doing the act. Little did the mob know that the deed has already been done and the two people they hung to death, the couple I was talking about, were actually the children's souls.

To cut the story short, Ben, the supposed husband, is actually the soul of the lawyer whom the man swithched with. Gena, was the soul of the woman. But now, Gena is old and must transfuse her soul to another. that is why she placed an ad in newspaper asking for a caregiver to take care of Ben. Then comes Kate Hudson (as Caroline), the prospect. This is the nakakaasar part na. I thought na Kate would end na the cruelty, did a lot of things to stop Violet, pero unfortunately, in the end, Violet succeeded in switching souls. Despite the fact na Kate already knows na something fishy's going on, what kept her around the house? Ben. Pity.

The sistema pala of the old couple is by first, asking for hospice agent, then fooling them full-time. An excerpt showed that Violet added some sort of medication to Kate's dinner, pero was unsuccessful. But that did not stop her from winning. When they've transfused souls, they'd give more medication to the former body they've used as to command paralysis. So there. There's no way na malalaman ng iba.

Damn ang gulo ng pagkakawento ko. Pero just see the movie. You'll love it, then you'll hate it. You'll think at first na it's your typical, very pridictive movie, pero actually, it's not.


It's slogan: Fearing is believing. The morale of the movie (as stated by Violet on the movie): Youngsters are so easy to manipulate. They no longer stick to their beliefs, easily threatened hence they'll believe whatever it is that is so obvious thus, destroyin their faith and self-confidence.

That's how Kate lose.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

The Christmas Spirit

It's all gone. Not in my pocket, not in my drawers, it's sobrang dried up. Ubos na ubos na. Like Rustan's Supermarket, OUT OF BUSINESS.

I am sobrang tired na of work. I am physically, emotionally, and mentally tired. All the creative juices has been secreted na kaya talagang feeling ko wala ng kwenta pinaggagawa ko sa store. God I'm so sorry. How I wish na I am living Paris Hilton's life. I don't have to worry about anything kasi I am already ensured. When I see people palakad lakad lang sa store, how I envy them.

I am sobrang tired na na I want to give up.

Sobra...

Jackets are here to stay...

I thought it was perfectly perfect na. Dancer told me na we're all good, despite the fact na we've met at the wrong place, at the wrong time, did all the wrong things together. So there. Go figure.

So yeah, okay I was already believing this persona na maybe it's not such a bad idea to consider falling in love kasi inadmit na niya na we're all good. Yeah right, the curse has infected D.I. na rin without me seeing it. God I do remember the night before, around 2am, I was texting D.I., "howdy?, had fun?, how's life?.....yada, yada, yada..." Then out of nowhere, sobrang out of the blues, I've encoded sa cel how much I appreciate D.I.'s efforts and all that...tapos ayun. Kaboom kaboom tumigil na ang text marathon. God...I was furious. I was telling D.I. na I am not requiring anybody to reply, pero I am sobrang hoping for a feedback. I want to know your side dancer. I really do...

And then came the day after.

Boss Ross came sa store. Called me up around 11am informing me to meet up with the rest of the gang sa C&T section so we could push through with the walkthrough. Ring-a-ding! Lunchtime!

Boss treated us sa food Choices, Gateway. we were all seated, sila Boss and Ms. Gina sa table next to us, and guess who's on our left? Yup. This is such a cliched momento. Seeing your kadate-date-an with somebody else. I've texted D.I. asking..."..is that you I am looking at???" I've never felt more betrayed than ever. I was in so much pain I want to double kill the chicken na I was munching.

So there. text messages...No reply. Another text. Still no reply. And then another. And still none. The next day? Wish ko lang.

I've lost another keeper for unidentified reason. I told you naman diba na we could be friends if things don't work out? Damn....

This is frustrating.

Kill me.

Sayang.

For sure this Christmas, jacket lang ang bibilin ko for myself. Kasi it's gonna be so cold. Freezing. hazardous.

Please, please, please kill me.