SO HU-WAT!?

Can I be blunt and bitchy this time around? As in for the first time Tim-Tam will name names and blog down every single fact I've heard?

You know what, I will.

SO HU-WAT!?

Here's the thing, I really hate the S.A.'s of Home Department at Rustan's Tower kasi they are sobrang tsismoso. And the I don't mean tsismoso as in sila-sila-lang-na-tsismisan, it's a global thing. and there's no stopping them. I really want to direct them to their manager kaso I don't want to exert extra effort to torture them so in return I am going to write down everything my spy informed me.

I am not actually the first victim sa V.M.D. na nabiktima nila eh, I'm sure they're harrassing everybody else in their own secretive way as if hindi nalalaman ng pinagtsitsismisan nila. Pero enough about that, I'll go straight down to the details about me. A very reliable source told me na ako ang latest gossip sa mga bading ng home ngayon criticizing mainly my looks.

SO HU-WAT!?

I know I don't have the bestest features, I have learned to love every scrinch of moa and believe me, I couldn't be more thankful. Ask yourselves this: 'What's the difference between a pangit and Tim-Tam?' My dear sales associates of Home at Tower, here's the answer: 'I've got class, YOU DON'T.' If you find my facial features nakakatakot, deal with it. Or better yet, resign from work. Kasi I'm not going anywhere. You're gonna feel my wrath as long as I am the queen bee of Shang. If you find my fats and royal chubbyness disturbing, ask yourselves this:

'Kaya kong ipa-liposuction ang fats ko, eh ikaw Dave? Yung kuba mo pwede?'

'Yung mga panot niyong buhok, pwede pa bang patayuin in a mohawk style like mine?'

'Could you get yourselves your own hot buddy without flashing some dinero considering how you guys look?'

'Do you have the money to buy yourselves new sets of clothes, like I do, everytime seasons change? And I didn't mean tiangge shopping ah.'

'Can you, like moa, spend AT THE VERY LEAST PhP600.00 to make my hair stand up? Hair pa lang yun ah.'

'Do you get good feedbacks on your fashion statements? I'm sure you're like one of those parlorista na nagsusuot ng t-shirt that says: Baguio, Havana, Hollister, etc.'

'Can you upgrade your careers to the next level like I do?'

I DON'T THINK SO.

I am even 1million percent sure na you do not know what blogging means, or if you've got friendsters or bloggies or whatever. Don't worry minsan isa-suggest ko na magseminar sa inyo about the internet...Anyways, hindi naman kayo pinaghahawak ng computer...kasi your not graduates naman eh...You guys are merely there sa store para magpaka-chimay sa customers...

Ouch! :)

SO HU-WAT!?

So to you guys, the next time you'd consider f*cking my beef around, try to read the signage that says: 'MGA TIMAWANG SAGIGILID, READ THIS!' kasi I'll be printing the 'Ask-Yourselves-List-Before-Criticizing' for your own references.

That would be all. :)

Thank you for f*ucking with Tim-Tam! Come back again!