How to Kill A Mockingbird

1. Strangle him to death.






2. Tie him up tightly to your bumper, then drag him sa putikan.







3. Shoot him from behind (bazooka's more like it.)







4. Those three lovely words:
Stone to death.







5. Here's a classic. Death March.









6. Hang to death.









7. Pray for famine.








8. Lock him up to his room and play Britney tracks for the rest of his freaking life.



I'll keep you posted once I've thought of another way or two.

I am also open to suggestions. Let's do this. Let's kill our mockingbirds together.