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How to know if Mr. Timtastic's L-A-T-E na (as usual) sa work:

1. Getting a padyak ride takes me around 5-10minutes under the blazing and starck-raving mad sun.
2. Halting an FX is way easier kasi wala na kong kakompetensiya.
3. Taking the jeepney to MRT would take me forever kasi wala ng taong sumasakay.
4. I could dance the 'La Bamba' paakyat ng MRT North Station with matching tumbling at pagbili ng candy to death.
5. Buying a Shaw card is more mabilis than waiting for my padyak ride to come in the morning.
6. Walang wrestling match papasok ng tren.
7. Eto malala: Nakaupo pa ko sa tren.
8. Mas malala: Pwede akong lumipat sa kabilang tren pero makakaupo pa rin ako.

AT! Eto na ang pinaka-malala: Paano malalaman kung si Tim-Tam ay half-day na?

9. Bukas na ang Shangri-La Mall.