EMOTE OF THE MONTH: STARVATION

Me and Boss Ferds are on a mission. We are to lose weight as much as possible hangga't may natitirang laman na pwedeng ireduce sa katawan, then let's do it!

I've started yesterday. Si Boss Ferds hindi makuha sa kunsensiya. We had lunch and merienda sa kitchen ni Ms. Kate @ ADB. God we were like making tiangge lang sa laki ng buffet area, and we could like grab anything we want, all expenses paid. (Thanks Ms. Kate! :) Anyways I had a plate of fresh fruits, 2slices of wheat with guava and strawberry jelly (yung isa binigay ko na lang kay Kuya Jaime), a bottle of C2 Apple and mineral, and my big-time pampataba of the day: Chocolate cookies (yung isa binigay ko kay Kuya Ramil), which was sobrang good btw. Para siyang brownies na super moist my god...Such temptation.

Anyways, for merienda I was not making it na so I had lasagna...yeah I know. Pero at least veggies ang laman niya not meat. So nabawasan. Plus, and dami naming ginawa. Pero light lang. Eh si Boss Ferds! My god ayaw makinig, he had kanin and ulam for lunch which is acceptable, pero ito na. He had a BURGER and JELLO for merienda. Hay naku the nerve! We really have to lose weight talaga. Or else baka maging singles for Christ na lang kami forever...especially ako...

And we don't want that.

P.S. I am aiming for Adrien Brody's boudoir. Which is super impossible for my frame kasi I'm big-boned. Hay I wish I could...I mean I am! Like duh! Positive thinking! think of it as if its already happening! Convince your mind and your body will follow! Here't goes.

I am not eating anything that has more than a hundred percent calorie. Sobra hindi talaga. For real hindi. Oo hindi talaga. Promise hindi ako kumakain. Starvation ang drama talaga. Promise.